FUCK TWITTER, FUCK TUMBLR, FUCK U
WHY CAN U TWEET UR TUMBLS BUT NOT TUMBL UR TWEETS. OR I GUESS U PROBABLY CAN BUT WHO HAS THE TIME TO FUCKING DO IT. NOT ME #JAILINTERNETPRIVILEGES ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME GOOD TWEETS THAT YOU TUMBLING MOTHERFUCKERS MAY HAVE MISSED OUT ON. “OLD ASS PIZZA IS PRTY JAILY BUT PRTY TSTY” “I WISH U COULD RETWEET UR OWN TWEETS BECAUSE THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF FUCKING GEMS” FUCK...
“So anyways, so I was like “Daryl Hall, I got the new sound!” … to which he said “Oh! Well show me, I been try- I been DYING to stay relevant.” “So I fucking played him the song and he said “Fuck man, fuck! I been tryin’ to stay on top for the last 20 years!” He said ”How did you do that? How the fuck did you do that?”...
THIS BLOG IS STUPID AND IS GETTING STUPIDER
“Hello, you’ve reached Los Burritos.” “Hi, I’d like to place an order for pick-up.” “Okay, what would you like?” “I’ll have a bean burrito with just beans and cheese, a quesadilla, the hottest sauce you have on the side. And 2 orange sodas.” “We don’t have orange soda.” “Okay (guys, they...
Well, I try to BEHAVE like a left-handed person.– Mr. Producer
“I hope they serve dinner in jail…” “DON’T WORRY MOTHERFUCKER, THEY WILL.” #JAIL DINNER
IF U GO 2 JAIL, U STILL HAVE 2 EAT DINNER