April 2011
20 posts
FUCK TWITTER, FUCK TUMBLR, FUCK U
WHY CAN U TWEET UR TUMBLS BUT NOT TUMBL UR TWEETS.  OR I GUESS U PROBABLY CAN BUT WHO HAS THE TIME TO FUCKING DO IT.  NOT ME #JAILINTERNETPRIVILEGES ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME GOOD TWEETS THAT YOU TUMBLING MOTHERFUCKERS MAY HAVE MISSED OUT ON. “OLD ASS PIZZA IS PRTY JAILY BUT PRTY TSTY” “I WISH U COULD RETWEET UR OWN TWEETS BECAUSE THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF FUCKING GEMS” FUCK...
Apr 30th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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HISTORY
“So anyways, so I was like “Daryl Hall, I got the new sound!”  … to which he said “Oh!  Well show me, I been try- I been DYING to stay relevant.”   “So I fucking played him the song and he said “Fuck man, fuck!  I been tryin’ to stay on top for the last 20 years!”  He said  ”How did you do that? How the fuck did you do that?”...
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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THIS BLOG IS STUPID AND IS GETTING STUPIDER
“Hello, you’ve reached Los Burritos.” “Hi, I’d like to place an order for pick-up.” “Okay, what would you like?” “I’ll have a bean burrito with just beans and cheese, a quesadilla, the hottest sauce you have on the side.  And 2 orange sodas.” “We don’t have orange soda.” “Okay (guys, they...
Apr 3rd
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“Well, I try to BEHAVE like a left-handed person.”
– Mr. Producer
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2011
14 posts
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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TYPICAL
“I hope they serve dinner in jail…” “DON’T WORRY MOTHERFUCKER, THEY WILL.” #JAIL DINNER   
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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“IF U GO 2 JAIL, U STILL HAVE 2 EAT DINNER”
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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