WHY CAN U TWEET UR TUMBLS BUT NOT TUMBL UR TWEETS. OR I GUESS U PROBABLY CAN BUT WHO HAS THE TIME TO FUCKING DO IT. NOT ME #JAILINTERNETPRIVILEGES ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME GOOD TWEETS THAT YOU TUMBLING MOTHERFUCKERS MAY HAVE MISSED OUT ON.
“OLD ASS PIZZA IS PRTY JAILY BUT PRTY TSTY”
“I WISH U COULD RETWEET UR OWN TWEETS BECAUSE THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF FUCKING GEMS”
FUCK TECHNOLOGY. FUCK MONDAYS #Garfield
DID U GUYS WATCH THE ROYAL WEDDING?
APPARENTLY U MOTHERFUCKERS MISSED THIS. SO HERE IS WHAT U MIGHT CALL A “PRIMO EXAMPLE” OF WHAT JAIL DINNER IS ALL ABOUT
“So anyways, so I was like “Daryl Hall, I got the new sound!” … to which he said “Oh! Well show me, I been try- I been DYING to stay relevant.”
“So I fucking played him the song and he said “Fuck man, fuck! I been tryin’ to stay on top for the last 20 years!” He said ”How did you do that? How the fuck did you do that?”
And I said “Thank you, and you’re welcome.” And I kicked him out the fucking door. I said “Get the fuck out of here.”
- history as told by Nate Ruess
#DarylHall #HallandOates #NateRuess
FRENCH FRIES WITH STRAIGHT-UP DOOKIE
“EATIN’ PLANTS”
IF U GO 2 JAIL, U STILL HAVE 2 EAT DINNER
